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You're alone at home, and you heard about this thing called porn at school.



"Should you be playing without headphones, as I was, you’ll frantically try to close the windows out of a primal sense of panic. " -Kotaku

"You Must Be 18 or Older to Enter captures that real-life moment with startling accuracy" - Paste Magazine

"The game constantly surprises you with warnings of oncoming parents and potential discovery" - IndieGames

"Relive the first time you looked for porn on that there internet" - PCGAMER

"there's much more to this interactive fiction than just recreating the moment you realized the world was a frightening, exhilarating place you will never understand. " - Mashable

"I mean, the scenario's pretty terrifying, right?" - GameCrate

"Oh god, the tension. THE TENSION." - Rock, Paper, Shotgun

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A Seemingly Pointless game by: James Earl Cox III & Joe Cox

Audio: Julie Buchanan

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars
(87 total ratings)
AuthorSeemingly Pointless
GenreAdventure
Made withIndieCade
Tags2D, artgame, ascii, Atmospheric, Coming Of Age, Erotic, Horror, Life Simulation, Porn, weird
LinksSteam

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You Must be 18 or Older to Enter.exe 39 MB

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bro i just b looking at porn next to my mom bruh ts not relatable

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not a flex dawg u weird for that

Wow, this was a great experience. It really captures that feeling of doing something you probably shouldn't, and shows how you can build tension without resorting to tired horror tropes.

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Oi Joel

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fucking jumpscared me harder than fnaf 1 :(

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I've never felt so nervous. How can a game be so unnerving without containing any scary concepts?


Very well made and we had a good laugh with this one.

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Old times :) 

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only if it was available for macOS

ill see if i can get this running in wine

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"the game where you have to watch out for your own parents and the game ones too"

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This is basically my childhood in a nutshell. Relatable in all the wrong and right ways.

This was a clever and cheeky game, and I love the fact that there were sounds reminiscent of the old start up ones. The DELL beepings and AOL browser were pretty nostalgic, and the character's constant paranoia of trying not to  get caught looking at this stuff was quite accurate to how I felt when I was younger. I think the ad pop ups and ending were pretty funny as well. Overall, great job~

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"Eh this is time not like I'd need to OH MAN THAT'S HOT--" - no but for real, Furry porn in the 90's? PFFFT. I call Bull.

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no it existed :)

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The thrill (and the troll)  is real, so lucky that I was home alone playing this  xD

Magnificent, nostalgia at it's best.  I'd forgotten so much, but this game managed to bring it all back.  Capturing the feeling of the first time you ever saw porn is a special thing, that everyone should be able to experience over and over again.  Now I do think it could be improved with more feelings from the viewer on each particular subject.  But a beautiful idea nonetheless.  Also, I think our house is haunted, by a pervy ghost....but, who ya gonna call?

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This is a really fascinating game simply for how vulnerable it makes the player feel. In a medium riddled with power fantasies, You Must be 18 or Older to Enter stands out by undoubtedly making the player uncomfortable.

I caught myself turning down my computer's volume while playing out of embarrassment, and laughing deflectively at the 18+ sounds while feeling red in the cheeks.

And a special shoutout to Julie Buchanan, who was brave enough to tackle the audio for this project. It was very effective!

Good retro game. Brings me back to the days of dial-up modem and trading pics of naked women on 3.5" floppy disks with my classmates!


This game is epic! I had flash backs to the 90's the entire time I played it. great work team :)

Great stuff, pretty darn tense.